the fact that there have been no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
WHO NEEDS A FUCKING ALARM CLOCK WHEN YOUR IMMIGRANT PARENTS ARE ON THE PHONE WITH SOMEONE FROM THEIR NATIVE COUNTRY
It honestly breaks my heart to think that somewhere in the world right now, Jennifer Lawrence (in addition to multiple other women) may very well be crying her eyes out because her privacy has been greatly compromised in one of the most awful ways possible. This is so fucking disgusting and whoever did this is a fucking low-life pig.
tbh i think straight girls appreciate girls more than straight boys do
if taylor’s icloud was hacked i promise you her photos would probably consist of her cats and her friend’s cats and cats
What do french people call a really bad thursday?
update: if you tell this joke to someone living in france they will refuse to look at you
the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.
u know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
Raise your hand if you can’t stop saying “nice” to everything
FAVORITE MOVIES » The Book Thief (2013)
↳”If your eyes could speak, what would they say?”
when questions contains the answers to a different problem on a test